Yes, Even YOUR Dull CEO Can Light up a Crowd
Posted on Thursday, August 6th, 2009
A CEO we were writing a speech for asked if we could add some jokes. “Sure thing,” we said, “but first — are you funny?”
Like the Greek goddess Athena, many CEOs think they sprang from the head of Zeus with Olympic powers — like public speaking. They may be gods in their business, but most are deadly dull behind a podium. Jokes won’t help unless the speaker already has an inner comedic flair to draw on — in which case, he/she doesn’t need a writer.
The majority of keynotes (that we’ve all suffered through) could be much better. With a little effort, you can help even the most unpromising exec speaker wow an audience. Here’s how.
- Outline the Key Points. What are the major ideas the CEO wants to deliver? Get it from him/her personally, not a go-between.
- Develop a Master Theme. What is the big, overarching vision that pulls the CEO’s points together?
- Open with a Provocative Challenge. Start the speech “in media res” with a direct challenge to the audience, e.g., “It’s five minutes to midnight for this industry — and the clock is ticking.”
- Never Start with a Lie. Classic example: “Thank you, it’s a pleasure to be in Houston today.” Okay, Houstonites, we’re joking, but you get the idea: CEOs don’t care where they’re speaking, so why say that?
- Relate to the Audience. Remember the two great human motivators: fear and greed. Hit the audience’s hot buttons up-front.
- Write/Speak in Short Sentences. Audiences have short attention spans. Long-winded prose may look great on paper, but is death to speakers and listeners.
- Drop in Sound Bites. Chances are there’s a reporter in the crowd. Give them something pithy — even controversial — to remember and write about.
- Return to the Theme. After each key point, hit the theme again to build drama: “It is now four minutes to midnight.”
- End Where You Began. Go back the opening statement. Tell a short story that brings the theme to life. Relate the message of the story to the audience once again. Back away from the podium and say “thank you.” You’re done — hopefully in 10 -12 minutes, which is all any audience can take, even from the brilliant speaker.
- Rehearse — Then Throw Away the Speech. Great speakers always look out and into the audience — never down at their notes. Rehearse the CEO until he/she speaks comfortably without reading from a text.
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